I literally feel sick about having to talk to this detective today.. I’ve already talked to a social worker today; isn’t that enough???
"can i ask you something?"
"you just did"
*gets down on one knee* will you please give me the wifi password?
REBLOG if your icon is actually you.
IN CLASS TODAY THIS KID GOT IN TROUBLE FOR READING WHILE THE TEACHER WAS LECTURING SO THE TEACHER TOOK HIS BOOK AND WHEN THE TEACHER TURNED AROUND HE PULLED OUT ANOTHER COPY OF THE SAME FUCKING BOOK
I FUCKING HATE TEACHERS LIKE THAT
holy shit imagine that, a teacher wants to actually teach content without feeling ignored
but fuck them, right?
can we all just take a minute to imagine steve rogers’ face the first time he heard someone say “motherfucker” casually
This gets me every time
Thor’s pop-tart and Steve’s face omg